Personalised Gift * Branding * Memes Wall Art * Content & Speech Rhyming
In short - you tell me what you want to rhyme, and I will do it.
Scroll down for examples of my work to give you ideas, because, well who doesn't need a personalised poem in their life!
Price for one-off 10-16 lines £20
Want to tell somebody special how much you think of them?
Want to mark a special date with a rhyming little gem?
Perhaps an anniversary; ‘A Tale Of… where you pair stem?
Or a birthday present for a friend, ‘Do You Remember When…?’
Maybe you want to treat a relative. A stag or a hen.
Or maybe you need to write a speech but can’t work a pen!
Is somebody you know, stressed out, and in need of some Zen?
What about those that have got everything, what do you do then?
Whatever the occasion, well, even if there’s not.
Give me your story, I’ll write a poem that I promise will hit the spot.
Tell me the details, a lyrical swot, I will rhyme the lot.
It’s easy and simple. And the result is easily, simply smokin‘ hot.
A lyrical makeover for your story, you provide the plot.
Pick your tone, nice, funny, deep or do you want to be a grot?
I can do dirty, sweary, emotional, since I’m human – not an internet ’bot
So come on. You’re waiting for what? Show me what you got…
I write content and I can make it rhyme.
What is it you want to say? I’ll give it a chime.
Whether it’s food, clothes, products, a service – it is fine.
I produce a poem for you, line after line.
Time after time, come up with the design.
A lyrical swine,
I’ll make your readers pine.
Can’t get enough of you, they know now you’re divine, sublime.
Make it impossible for the custom to decline.
What you’ve got is gold, I’ll just make it shine.
Your message will ring clearer with a makeover of mine.
I hope I got you thinking now, where do I sign?
Let me send lyrical chills down your spine.
Fill in the contact form, today we rise, together we climb.